Friday, May 29, 2009

excellent rainy day reading.

...just a little email i thought i would pass along... ((smile))

Pants and Panties

Mike was going to be married to Karen
so his Father sat him down for a little chat.

He said, 'Mike, let me tell you something.
On my wedding night in our honeymoon suite, I took off my pants, handed them to your Mother, and said, 'Here, try these on.''

She did and said, 'These are too big.
I can't wear them.'

I replied, 'Exactly.. I wear the pants in
this family and I always will.'

Ever since that night, we have
never had any problems.

'Hmmm,' said Mike. He thought that might be a good thing to try.

On his honeymoon, Mike took off his pants and said to Karen, 'Here, try these on..'

She tried them on and said, 'These are too large. They don't fit me.'

Mike said, 'Exactly. I wear the pants in this family
and I always will. I don't want you to ever forget that.'

Then Karen took off her panties and handed them to Mike.
She said, 'Here, you try on mine.'

Mike did and said,
'I can't get into your panties.'

Karen said, 'Exactly. And if you don't change
your smart-ass attitude, you never will.'

....just want to say i am too tired to actually laugh out loud.. smile.. but i am smirking.

Tuesday, May 05, 2009

the new shoes in wiebevill.. smile.

Product Description

Fans of this popular series will appreciate this update, which features ASICS Impact Guidance System (I.G.S.®) for the first time. I.G.S.® linked componentry is ASICS top technology, working to enhance the foot's natural gait, while Solyte® Midsole material and GEL® Cushioning System will add comfort and support.

Impact Guidance System (I.G.S.®)

Linked componentry that enhances the foot’s natural gait from heel strike to toe-off

Solyte® Midsole Material

Lighter than ASICS’ standard EVA and SpEVA®, combined with improved cushioning and durability

Gender Specific Space Trusstic System®

Recognizes the normal periodic changes in the shape of the woman's arch and provides for the controlled deformation of the arch into the space within the system

“Twist” GEL® Cushioning System

Enhances shock attenuation and allows for improved toe-off position